Yoga Ball

The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.
Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."

Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map
by Rotha8807 September 10, 2021
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Yoga Cat

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby
Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*
by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020
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Yoga Mommy

A generation of generally affluent and educated mothers known for feeding their family "price does not matter" organic foods, caring about the enviroment by driving hybrid (or highly upscale) vehicles, and frequently doing yoga or similar "granola crowd" activities.
Ashley has turned into a total yoga mommy since she had her baby.
by Sparticini Hokmojama January 05, 2010
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Yoga bust

A "hot", "sexy", "beautiful", or (sometimes generally) attractive female. A young woman with nice sex appeal, usually having a niceeeee body. An attractive woman who looks like she needs some more dick in her life. A woman with a nice "booty", or "pair of tits". Women who dress like they fucking wants some fucking sex. A chick with great-looking tatas, along with the face.
by yogabustguy February 11, 2011
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Guerilla Yoga

To participate in yoga outside a studio, home or private place. To do yoga in public settings, ie. a park, mall, school, boardwalk, etc.
The group of yogis were doing guerilla yoga in the middle of the downtown core public park.
by Nikaya May 25, 2008
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Hot yoga

The act of boiling pounds of Greek yogurt and pouring it on your first born child.
"Julie, your baby is soooo cute! I hope he survives hot yoga next Wednesday!"
by nottheownerofelka June 12, 2015
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yoga fanta

the art of weeing into someones mouth whilst in a strenuous sexual position
Dale and Anna did yoga fanta last night.They were doing handstand sex then dale pulled out and peed in Annas mouth
by Rosiebee November 12, 2007
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