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Yahoo! Answers

1.An application, or rather a site operated by Yahoo which enables users to ask questions in a variety of different categories as well as answer them too. Answerers strive to get the best answer, which gives them points to excel through the Yahoo Answers Levels.

2. A site where you can spend hours trolling or using the answers system to play stupid games and overall waste a hell of a lot of time. This is especially refers to the polls and surveys section, which strangely enough hardly ever has polls or surveys in it. Instead, there are numerous troll questions and humorous inquiries. However, serious askers stumble upon this area, unaware of the trolling they are about to receive.

ex: (serious asker)Q: HELP IM SO SAD MY BF BROKE UP W/ME!!!!

A: cool story bro
A#2: thats cuz ur an ugly bitch.
A#3: make me a sammich woman!!
friend: What's up man you weren't on live at all last night!

you: Yeah, I was on Yahoo! Answers

friend: wow, loser.
by Dmitry M. January 5, 2011
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Yahoo Chatter

An entity of pure mechanical or robotic nature, who solely exists for the purpose of lureing a suspecting newbie into having sex with it. Using lines like "21/f/cali with cam" or "looking to show" as bait.

If the 'Yahoo Chatter' is successful in consumating a physical act, it spreads its chat bot seed like a parasite. This results in many little chat bot children to be born from the host, in the coming weeks.
kinky_misty_89: cute college gal here? any guys wanna chat?

coed_miko26: web cutie looking to play

coed_miko26: hot plaything looking to show
by Bitterman December 22, 2004
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yahoo messenger

Quite possibly the worst instant messaging protocol to be used today (Although not quite as worse as ICQ)

I personally feel sorry for people that use Yahoo... hey the 1990's called, it wants it's messaging protocol back.
Hey I'm going to send a message to my friend on Yahoo messenger... oh wait that's right, all my friends use AIM or MSN.
by Domino June 8, 2007
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yahoo news

Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"

Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at some yahoo news."
by TehPyro666 April 26, 2009
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yahoo pool

Exciting online pool playing for when you are either too high or cracked-out the next day to lift a pool cue.
Brilliantly lazy alternative to the real thing.
Q: "Do you want to go to Alder Park Bowling Club and play some pool?"
A: "Nah, I'm too fucked after all those drugs last night, I'm jut going to stay at home and play 'yahoo pool'."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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yahoo

Asserting your amusement and want of interaction.
I let out a little "yahoo" to let the lads know i was a bit of crack
by dominic1232 September 26, 2017
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yahoo therapy

Someone who deals with their problems by asking the world on Yahoo Answers on a regular basis instead of going to a therapist or their friends/family, either because they have too many problems for them, don't want to pay, or have no life. People who do this probably kill themselves eventually anyways.
Jake has too many problems for therapists and his family/friends, so he does yahoo therapy once a day on Yahoo Answers to get through them on a daily basis
by gonorrheeea December 14, 2010
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