soggy waffles

a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game

bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"

by doug September 25, 2004

Waffles Revenge

1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge

1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.

by Comero February 11, 2004

tit waffles

The flattest tits you've ever seen

Damn girl your tits are so flat they got baked by an iron just like your flat chested but you got a little flab there this why there called tit waffles

by xxxxmatt666 March 8, 2015

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

Never Eat Soggy Waffles or NESW stand for North East South West and is often used to remember what direction your facing.

Cash:What way am I facing?
Kyle:Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Kyle:You're facing north.
Cash:Thank you!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

ego waffles

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego

That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.

by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011

Waffles

The best breakfast ever invented.

Aren't waffles great??
YEAH...they're the best breakfast ever invented!!!!

by oavasjf June 9, 2009

twat waffles

another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia

that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....

by Mozes March 13, 2005