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chimney bottler, buntyman, the crazy world of arthur brown..
you're a filthy wrongcock Kelly, and I always thought Star in their Eyes was bollocks too..
by belly August 22, 2003
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barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.
You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.
by Libertine October 10, 2005
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1: It is never right to wrong someone, even if they have wronged you first.

2: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone just because they did something bad to you first.

2: Pointing out somebody's wrongdoing to you will not correct a situation by doing wrong to that somebody.
The way the world is now, the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" is getting blowed off more and more.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005
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Up The Wrongun

the act of a man sticking his "thingy" in a chicks shitter if he's one lucky son of a bitch for havin a mrs that lets him get away with that sorta thang !!

God intended for women to take it up the arse avery once in a while or he never woulda put the 2 holes that close together that us blokes could make the mistake in the first place
Wendy: i think my arse grapes are playing up again
Snarfy: nvm, let me do you up the wrongun n poke em back in with my "thingy"
by Snarfy June 7, 2009
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Wrong uses for this

Promoting the names of personal acquaintances in the hope of getting attention. Stop posting definitions of your personal acquaintances
Seriously, these 1,000 definitions about Liza are clogging up the artery that is urbandictionary.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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Wrongholed

A portmanteau of "wrong" and "hole", made into one word because when these two are used in unison they're screamed during a jumbled panic.

To wronghole or be wrongholed is almost exclusively exceptionally painful for both parties and never intentional. That's not to say that to wronghole can never be intended but this definition does not deal with that. For this reason the past "too late, it's been done" tense version of the word deserves a separate entry to the standard wronghole entry.

Wrongholing most commonly happens when at least the male party is drunk, and also most commonly during doggy style coitus due to physics and biology. There are, however, risks in any position. It is the event whereby the old vaginal in out has reached such impetus that the member slips out. Usually due to alcohol consumption leading to arrogance and slow wits, the male is determined that on the return stroke re-entry shall occur perfectly and smoothly, nobody will notice and things will carry on as normal.

This is never what happens. Instead wrongholing occurs at high speed with devastatingly insufficient lubricant. It wasn't intentional, it wasn't planned, it wasn't sinister but somewhere along the ling the pecker ignored the glowing beacon of the welcoming poontang and headed straight for the rectum. Sex will stop for AT LEAST the next 5 minutes, if you're lucky, while you both roll around in the foetal position feeling pitifully sorry for yourselves.

That is to be wrongholed.
"Oh man, we got back from the pub the other night and while getting jiggy with it I wrongholed her. She wouldn't let me carry on and made me sleep on the sofa."
by Barnard17 July 5, 2009
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stan wrong song

What Stanley Pines sung when he lost the bet to his grand niece, Mabel.
I'm stan, and i was wrong. Im singing the Stan Wrong Song. I shouldnt have taken that chance. Now heres my remorseful dance.
Do the kicks!
eh, eh, eh
Jazzier!
eh, eh eh
by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020
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