wofe

a wofe is someone who's a bit of a pussy and is very timid. A wofe needs someone to protect them and is useless at everything.

"You're such a fucking wofe"

by brrrrrrrrruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 25, 2021

Woffle stomp

When you are in the shower do a shit, and step on it to push the mother fucker down the drain

Person 1: “that dudes foot is brown!”
Person 2: “Wanna know why?”
Person 1: “Yeah!”
Person 2: “because he did a woffle stomp”

by your help in life :) March 30, 2022

daniel wofford

White van wearing ladies man

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans and the hoes. Is the definition for Daniel wofford

by Damn Danny May 14, 2016

wofl

Acronym for Wiggling On Floor Laughing.

Guy: I have herpes.
Dude: WOFL!

by cattleman7x7 August 15, 2007

Wofl

Wofl

Writhing
On
Floor
Laughing

Coined because me and my buddy decided it aint real realistic for poeple on IMs to roll around all the time.

Danielle: Hey..How r u?
Myself: Not bad... u?
Danielle: Yeah.. good :)
...
...
...
Myself: Is your Vagina happy?
Danielle: :o *Blocks*
Myself: WOFL

by Infadibulum May 11, 2009

woft

The method of fanning away a smell.

Shawna used her blankets to woft a fart towards Tyler.

by Turtle Thruster June 28, 2014

Woflese

An entire sentence used in a written conversation, but only comprised of the initial letters of each word.

Obviously, decrypting these sentences requires some thought or at least a certain knowledge of the preferred vocabulary of the person speaking Woflese.

HMMHTFAYTD?
(Hello, My Man, How The Fuck Are You Today Dawg)

by Rotator February 28, 2005