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Winer

"in war there are no winers"
"winer?"
"shut up"
by Pinguinthehouse February 19, 2022
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Winter wife

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.
Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
by Unintended November 27, 2012
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WingZero

Gundam piloted by numerous characters in the anime Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, known in Japan as New Mobile Report Gundam Wing. The Wing Zero was the never-built predecessor to the five Gundams seen in Wing's first season. Wing Zero was originally desgined by mechanical designer Kunio Okawara, but in the OVA/movie Endless Waltz, Hajime Katoki redesigned the Wing Zero to add a set of feathered wings.
The five Gundam scientists shelved the Wing Zero project when they realized how dangerous its ZERO system was.
by ShadowCell August 16, 2004
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Wet Winker

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.
Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
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you're winner

A phrase from the PC Truck-racing game, Big Rigs.

In Big Rigs, it is impossible to lose, and every time you win a screen comes up with the words "You're Winner!" on it.

It can be used to denote a situation where the person addressed with the phrase is getting screwed over somewhat. It can also be used when the person being addressed did something grand, or got something grand.
People at Life, The Universe, and Everything use "You're Winner!" sarcastically.

"My friend just died..."
"YOU'RE WINNER!"
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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winnernet

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.
man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!
by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007
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Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.
That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.
by localsirloco March 19, 2010
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