grab your ass with both hands

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.

My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011

I am not okay with this

An epic Netflix original that got cancelled after the first season. Netflix, you have seriously bad taste in cancelling shows.

Feliz: Hey did you watch I am not okay with this?
Mia: Yessss
Felix: Netflix cancelled it!
Mia: I cannot believe Netflix had the AUDACITY to cancel it!

by Francesca is hot March 26, 2021

take with a grain of salt

To take a statement with 'a grain of salt' or 'a pinch of salt' means to accept it but to maintain a degree of skepticism about its truth.

The idea comes from the fact that food is more easily swallowed if taken with a small amount of salt. (take with a grain of salt)

by _INT_ April 4, 2015

I fucks with you

I mess with you heavy, I like you.

I fucks with you regardless of any situation!

by Trecie October 1, 2017

with the help of kyoji

A phrase taken from the great anime, G gundam. The main character, Domon Kasshu, comes across an enemy who has come victim to his brother's, Kyoji's, evil deeds. Kyoji is involved with something called the Dark/Devil gundam which is the reason Domon has suffered so much. Domon then says the phrase in an expression of anger and follows it by destroying the enemy before him with little effort.

This ability to self recover, allowing the deceased Dahall and his gundam to keep on resurrecting. I'm positive, this guy has aquired abilities of the dark gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!!!

by Kyoji's helper July 22, 2010

put up with

tolerate somebody or something unpleasant

I can't put up with her rudeness.

by R. F. Santos March 26, 2009

fuckin with you

Someone who is interpersonally evasive with the truth

the old in and out of context is fuckin with you

by avesta February 5, 2012