Pete Wentz

A fucking ass-hole and he sucks dick. He tried to kill himself with prozak because he is not smart enough to use it the right way. My friend knows him and he sucks he hates me because I called him a ugly bith over the phone. He sells overpriced shitty clothing, and uses ugly chicks for his models. He also said he was gay on camera. He had sex with a 15 year old that I know. if you want his email just email me. [e-mail]

guy: Pete Wentz sucks ass.
guy 2: I know he fingers guys asses.

by homiejuggalo August 23, 2006

Pete Wentz

The front poser of one of the worst bands in existence -- Fall Out Boy.

Me: I REALLY hate Pete Wentz. You should too.

Anonymous: Oooh, he's HAWT!!!!! ur so stupid.

Me: Wow. Love REALLY is skin deep. Congratulations, you're ugly to the bone.

by misterhandesome June 6, 2010

pete wentz

the bassist and song writer for amazing band fall out boy. he was born on June 5th in Wilmette, Illinois. he's very very good looking. part of an amazing band. he's currently engaged to Rose *no surname given* from Manchester England, they plan to get married in August.

'dammmnnn pete wentz is like soooo hawt!'

by fishcakebanana April 2, 2007

pete wentz

The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of good looking...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).

Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

by LeprechaunLover February 26, 2007

pete wentz

The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of hot...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).

Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

by LeprechaunLover February 28, 2007

pete wentz

Th bassist of Fall Out Boy, a talented band. Has hairy nipples

girl 1: omg pete wentz is so hott!!
girl 2: he's ok, but hes has hairy nipples...

by taylorrawr August 2, 2008

Pete Wentz

noun: 1.) A pretentious "lyricist" and "bassist" for Blink-182 clone Fall Out Boy. Given to nonsensical, indecipherable and moronic pseudo-hipster musings which teenage girls mistake for lyrical genius.

2.) A "musician" that can't play while moving and yet jumps around onstage like a monkey in heat.

3.) A person who actually thinks that "You aren't who loves you, you're what you love" is a deep, thoughtful philosophical point.

Roy: Hey, man, did you see that video of Pete Wentz playing with his band?

John: Yeah, man... can he stand still for at least one song?

Roy: I don't think so, man... and those lyrics...

John: What do they even mean?

Roy: I don't know... why are we even thinking about that twerp?

John: No idea. You wanna get a beer?

by TeddyBear333 October 29, 2013