1 definition by TeddyBear333

noun: 1.) A pretentious "lyricist" and "bassist" for Blink-182 clone Fall Out Boy. Given to nonsensical, indecipherable and moronic pseudo-hipster musings which teenage girls mistake for lyrical genius.

2.) A "musician" that can't play while moving and yet jumps around onstage like a monkey in heat.

3.) A person who actually thinks that "You aren't who loves you, you're what you love" is a deep, thoughtful philosophical point.
Roy: Hey, man, did you see that video of Pete Wentz playing with his band?

John: Yeah, man... can he stand still for at least one song?

Roy: I don't think so, man... and those lyrics...

John: What do they even mean?

Roy: I don't know... why are we even thinking about that twerp?

John: No idea. You wanna get a beer?
by TeddyBear333 October 29, 2013
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