Welching

When a group of people send it over to your house for 15 minutes and just absolutely destroy your house

Dickaournddays were caught welching Tyson house by paul

by Vincentibeast🖕 April 3, 2019

Welch

Army slang for homosexuals.

Heads up private got a Welch in top bunk.

by Welche March 6, 2020

Brady Welch

Idk he's kind of an asshole, I don't know him that well though.

Everyone: Did you hear about Brady Welch, he's so handsome and hot and sexy and tall

by BradyWelch January 4, 2022

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017

Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out

I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.

by Welcher69 March 24, 2024

Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 19, 2021

Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 18, 2024