Welched

The act of shitting somewhere private but unconventional.

Dude I welched without toilet paper this morning, almost made me late for work.

by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022

Joshua Welch

Deep love for emojis. Has tiny fleet compared to my ship. Likes grapes....ALOT.

I mean seriously, it's in his damn name. FUCKING WELCH.

Pineapple loverboy.

Person 1: I heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Joshua Welch?

by Pineapples29 June 23, 2016

Starley Welch

A beautiful girl who it’s outgoing and fun-natured. Truely a girl with a great future a head of her

Did you hear about Starley Welch?
Yes she is very smart.

by Aprilsmalls November 8, 2020

Welch Banger

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!

El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"

by Young chode April 3, 2017

Marcy Welch

a crazy old world history teacher that likes stuffing shit into her mouth. also likes to shake ass in the mirror and at church

you act just like marcy welch

by amnarreee May 12, 2022

Welching

Welching is when you get a pack of Welches, and make them sticky with your fingers my molding them. They eventually get very sticky and slimy, and you use the welches as a lubricant.

Person 1: Dude, I just had the best sex in my life

Person 2: Did you start welching with them?

by Klydercal October 13, 2024

Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 18, 2024