Someone who often cooks meth or has sexual intercourse with his wife. Walts tend to live in new mexico. Most Walts have brother-in-laws named hank who work for the police. they usually will shout JESSE at the top of their lungs in public as it is a genetic they cannot look past. to not shout jesse publicly is a sin to the Walts.
by ssoonn December 11, 2021
by T3renxe March 15, 2021
To walt something or say something should be walted is an indicator to the necessity of banning or getting rid of said thing.
by 6al7a_the_gr8 September 1, 2023
When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.
by Boredpanda777 July 15, 2020
Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!
by QuacksO August 6, 2019