Walts

A military slang term, "Walt", which is an abbreviation of the name 'Walter Mitty', which refers to someone who has aspirations to become a soldier, but none of the necessary personal qualities. This bit of slang can also refer to someone who poses as an (ex-)soldier but who isn't a soldier (serving or former), or who poses as something he isn't or wasn't; for example, regular army soldiers who pose as SAS troopers. The term is often used to describe people who participate in "war games" such as Airsoft, Paintball, Military Re-enactment and individuals who are not serving/never served in the Armed Forces but have an obsession with Military Surplus, Regalia, Weaponry etc but subconciously does not understand the difference between Civilian and Military life.

People like Walts who do airsoft, paintball are total complete tossers, retards, live in a fantasy, bullied at school and most certainly don’t have a girlfriend.

Walts by CarcusDodger December 1, 2009

Steve Walts 

Also known as “King Walt’s”, “our boi Steve”, “God” “daddy Steve”, and “Steve” He is the snazziest fellow around and blesses the children of Prince William County with snow days and glorious hymns. His hit single “Code Red” is the only reason Prince William County students have to live.

Us: “Wow daddy Steve is our god”
Teachers: “It’s Steve Walts to you!”

Steve Walts by BullshitTea May 16, 2019

Steve Walts 

A man who is God-like in every way possible. Steve Walts is an outstanding piano player and always comes through with Code Reds. Whoever disrespects him will get jumped from students from either Hylton, Garfield, or Forest Park.

PWCS Kid 1: Ugh i don' want to go to school tomorrow

PWCS Kid 2: Yo!! Check Steve Walts's twitter. NO SCHOOL TOMORROW !!
PWCS Kid 1: Yup, Steve Walts is the GOAT

Steve Walts by jashe fortnite k-poop January 27, 2020

Troy Walts 

A very intellectual boi. The best candidate for PR.

Troy Walts is the best candidate for school PR but he looks like Lil Xan.

Troy Walts by Lhasaapsoswag June 3, 2018

Barry Walts

sexy australian youtuber who likes to make quality warhammer content, does some gayming, and is very good at telling you to shut the fuck up. he likes dogs, too. a good man likes dogs. dog.

an idiot: Hey man, Barry Walts is an OOoOookay content creator
another idiot: Eh
Barry Walts: i'm right here you cunts

Barry Walts by Floomf March 14, 2022

Crabman's Walts

When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.

Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts

Crabman's Walts by Boredpanda777 July 15, 2020

Walshit 

chain of discount stores where you can buy tires and tampons in one visit. Obese women riding in motorized shopping carts wearing Tweety Bird shirts and stretchy pants are often spotted buying sheet cakes and 5 gallon vats of Vlasic pickles for $1 at this store.

I bought a 5 gallon drum of peanut butter for $4 at Walshit.

Walshit by Litl_mama_e October 15, 2009