My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.

Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.

by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018

Goose workout

Apparently a type of workout to Sarah farquad

I’m doing a goose workout

by Waytoolegendary December 29, 2020

TV Workout

When your kids argue over what to watch on TV and end up physically fighting. This is rather uncontrollable and unable for many parents to stop because of their inner strength and physical movement.

I can't stand the kids, they had a TV workout over what to watch.

by LeilaSP March 8, 2019

ICHC Workout

A small workout routine popularized on the chat site ICanHazChat. It consists of 69 pushups, 42.0 squats, and a 2 minute plank.

I should get some actual exercise in today between fap sessions. Time to do the ol' ICHC Workout!

by Plewdity June 9, 2021

New York City Workout

When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor

“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”

by Gemmalacoi June 11, 2021

Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.

Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!

by aluminum ballsack June 30, 2023