Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009

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jizz wall wiper

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

by Dklc23 November 21, 2013

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the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.

After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.

by Alfonso P. McLean April 4, 2004

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bung wipe

1. an insult
2.toilet paper

1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes

by Pierce February 16, 2005

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Miracle Wipe

After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.

I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!

by docpyser September 25, 2010

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