windows

an operating system way better than any others. usually people say "windows crashes a lot!". well duh, idiots, if you install spyware virus crap its going to cause errors. and IT doesnt cause the blue screen of death, YOU DO!!!

i just bought windows, all the software i bought that didnt work with mac and linux works now!

by Sean Roth September 9, 2004

windows

Pearl for a device that protects people and valuable equptment from rain and other elements.

It was raining outside... but me and my linux computer were just doing fine, infact the only way i could tell there was rain, is that i happened to look at the weatherfox in firefox.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 18, 2005

Windows

An extremley easy to use desktop operating system. Very optimized and compatible with a wide range of software applications and hardware devices. However, LINUX is better for servers because Windows tends to need to rebooted every few days to retain performance. After about a week of uptime, Windows becomes slow and incredibly hard to use efficiently.

Windows = ultimate workstation os
LINUX = any situation where reliability and stability are a concern (like db, web, ftp, proxy, dns, and news servers.

by root@localhost August 23, 2003

windows

A company which strangely enough in a short period of time came out with the programs CE, ME, and NT.... which If you put together spell out Windows CEMENT.

Look mommy Bill gates is making fun of us!

He'll do what he damn well pleases johnny! Hes got enough money to personally pay off every one of the dodgers to come to our house and kick our asses.

by K~ August 10, 2003

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004

Windows

I still use Windows 98 beta. So far, I haven't seen this blue screen since last year, when I pulled the CD out during installation. Maybe I would have to be a code-writer or delete system files in order to see it.

Windows sucks, Linux sucks, MacOS sucks, life sucks. Just get over it and move on. Sheesh.

by sarcastic October 20, 2003

windows

Shaped glass. The latest versions are windows xp... they have rounded frames.

My penguins kick your windows in the ass!

by Supply and Demand January 21, 2003