weiner longer 

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

weiner longer by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

Weiner Butt 

When your wiener is on the same side as your butt, generally right above it or somewhere in the crack.

Dude 1: "Dude! did you hear about Steve's gnarley condition?

Dude 2: "No, what is it?"

Dude 1 : "He was born with a WEINER BUTT! that's why he pees in the bathroom urinals backwards!"

Dude 2: "Whoa! That's messed up!"

Weiner Butt by Dr. Funkotronn July 29, 2010

weiner bucket 

A very slutty woman, gets around a lot.

That girls banged everyone and her brother she's such a weiner bucket.

weiner bucket by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

weiner-headbutt 

The act of hitting someone's weiner in a forceful manner with ones head.

Watch out he has a strong weiner-headbutt!

weiner-headbutt by Dixy Normis May 7, 2008

Weiner Demon 

A Demon which manifests itself into a man's penis (weiner). The Demon takes over the man's sexual decisions and can force a man to sleep with fat STD infested women and or men. The Weiner Demon is a bad thing to be possessed by if you fear your penis falling off and needing to be burned upon a pyre made of blessed logs.

The Weiner Demon possessed Steven and made Steven fuck a goat. Though, Steven may have fucked a goat anyways despite being possessed by a weiner demon.

Weiner Demon by MicroSnoz May 15, 2009

weiner roast 

Another word for a sausage fest. A bunch of guys hanging out with no bitches.

1. Paul said his party was packed to the max with bitches, but when we got there it was a weiner roast.

2. I hope this party doesn't turn into a weiner roast.

weiner roast by Darweeg-o and Limbatchi July 11, 2006

weiner snitzel 

An old hot dog restaurant. from German Wiener Schnitzel, meaning Viennese cutlet.

We ate at the weiner snitzel.

weiner snitzel by Bridgette1978 May 2, 2008