Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

Flood Warning

What you say so people are prepared for the wave check.

Yo, if he didnt say “Flood Warning”, I woulda been drowned in the Splash Zone.

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.

"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".

by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010

Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.

Quite wasting time reading this.

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

2 minute warning

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.

Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

waiting pizza

(n.)- The pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. Generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for...it's consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities...

Dez: Ryan, I'm really hungry. Do you have any money I can borrow??
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza

by rasar September 1, 2005

wiki-wasting time

Wasting hours of time on Wikipedia by constantly reading more articles that link to other articles etc. Common practice of university and college students in the arts. To procrastinate on wikipedia.

-I was supposta be writing a research paper last night but i wiki-wasted too much time.

-I can't stop wiki-wasting time.

by EricT December 28, 2006