Waifu

"Waifu" is used to refer to a fictional girl or woman (usually in Anime, Manga, or video-games) that you have sexual attraction to, and you would even marry. But now, there are platforms like WaifuEngine . com that allow you to customize and interact with your very own waifu!

I'm in love with my waifu, and Waifu Engine helped me bring her to life!

by MLE-Chan May 29, 2021

WAIF

Noun - A poor, skinny, homeless child typically in Dickensian London. Normally has unnecessary filth about his face and/or clothing. The butt of many cruel jokes involving his financial status.

Verb - the act of "waifing"

Adjective - A cruel insult, normally used for people smaller or less fortunate than yourself.

Adverb - "in the manor of a waif"

Noun - Look at that stupid waif. Lets kick him and rub dirt in his waif-face.

Verb - Look man. Gimme my burlap sack back before I waif you up.

Adjective - Look at that waif person. How very waif he is.

Adverb - He walked waifly down the street.

by WretchingGoatman May 13, 2005

small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis

1. In the morning your pants are too small and in the afternoon their falling down.

I have small-waist-in-the-afternoon-leosis my pants are too small in the morning so I did'nt use a belt. Now their falling off.

by tnigs_ganja March 3, 2009

waifu syndrome

A phenomenon affecting female champions in the League of Legends in which they are regarded as "perfectly balanced" by their adoring neckbeard fanboys despite frequent and highly successful competitive usage, bans both targeted and general, and high win ratios.

You have waifu syndrome because you say Riven is perfectly balanced.

by RoperSkills November 27, 2013

Waifued

To make someone or something your "Waifu".

This can be a term used to describe someone making a certain anime girl into their Waifu.

OR
It could mean someone marrying their Quote on Quote "Waifu".

I waifued 'insert name here' yesterday, since they are my f a v o r i t e anime girl :3

by MiraTheWaifu November 11, 2018

Waifubait

A female character from an anime or manga made solely to pander towards male viewers for more profit. The shows these "waifu's" come from are mostly boring and below average romance animes that wouldn't have as much success if it wasn't for the likeness of their female characters.

ZeroTwo and Mai are the definitions of waifubait. Darling in the Franxx and bunny girl senpai are both garbage and hard to watch through without falling asleep. The only reason their popular is because of the horny and socially inept teenage boys who simp for the female mc's.

by CoochieConquerer May 13, 2021

waist shake

A Japanese pidgeon English term for sexual intercourse.

I would totally waist shake with Johnny Depp.

by Frodo A. June 21, 2005