Gay Vodka

an ICONIC harry styles encounter with a fan at one of his concerts

H: What are those?
Vodka!
Straight?
no, no I mean straight vodka not are you straight
"It's vodka! straight? No gay!"

GAY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best of all vodka

by blue-green28 April 14, 2021

Vodka Eyeballing

The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.

This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.

The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.

However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"

American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"

Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 1, 2010

vodka sludge

the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.

"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."

by Pseudonym78 October 17, 2008

Vodka Brianne

A deliciously refreshing alcoholic beverage: 1 oz. vodka, 3 oz. water, and one lemon wedge, squeezed firmly.

No, but I did see someone drinking a Vodka Brianne and it looked delicious!

by bmm910 November 29, 2011

ninja vodka

any brand of vodka you can drink like water and then a few hours later it sneaks up on you like a ninja and knocks you out

We had the new Three Olives Watermelon Vodka last night. One moment I was up walking around...next thing I know it's tomorrow and I'm waking up on the couch. Either my tolerance is low or that's some ninja vodka.

by metgirl4ever May 23, 2009

Vodka Slap

A game in which two individuals each take a shot of vodka but DO NOT SWALLOW. They alternate slapping each other in the face until one person, the loser, either spits out the vodka or swallows it.

John and Adam were playing vodka slap. John missed on the first swing and really just sort of punched Adam. But that made John laugh and he spit out his vodka, thereby losing vodka slap.

by r4ketemensch January 16, 2011

Burnett’s vodka

Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.

Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.

Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!

It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka

by Bigdickjg July 9, 2019