virtual cum shot

masturbate in front of a computer and cum on his/hers face thats on the computer.

the only cum shots that kid will do are virtual cum shots.

by joe bonner June 28, 2007

virtual date

When two people decide to watch a movie or a tv show at the same time, while instant messaging. Usually requires a countdown to start so that both parties are watching the video at the exact same time and therefore comment on it as if they actually were together.

Person: "What did you do last night?"
Me: "My girlfriend couldn't go out, so her and I virtual dated to the new episode of How I met Your Mother."

by bolossunited September 6, 2009

Virtual Narcissism

Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.

Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.

The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism

by Lolo de Los... January 20, 2011

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Virtual Machine

Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.

Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SkeletonGuy November 15, 2018

Virtual Family Kingdom

A horrid game greated by third party people. Made to quell kids who were sad the VMK closed. It actually bares almost no resembalance to VMK, has hardly any gameplay, and doesn't take place in "the past." You're just a clay doll walking around in some backgrounds.
Complete with memberships to steal your money.

Hey kids! Instead of meeting up in Runescape or some other actually good game, come to Virtual Family Kingdom! Remember those fun times in VMK! Well this is nothing like it! Also Remember, founders get a HORSE MANG! Pls give us mony pls!

by Dacheatcode March 1, 2009

virtual-on

1.describes getting an erection during play in a virtual reality machine

2. Kick ass mecha game played with twin sticks, were the point is to blast your friend/new enemy to pieces in around a minute

(1)You: dood i totally had a virtual-on

Me: ew

(2) me: lol wut, lez play sum virtual-on

you: na i dun wanna get ma ass kicked

by splemgh August 1, 2007