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Virtual Intimidation

1. The Act of Bullying using technology

2. A term used to describe someone who is insecure and/or lacking in confidence to face someone/thing face to face, Usually someone who believes, in their own mind, they are a Genius, but require the aid of computers to cloud their true self.

3. Often used by IT professionals, when accidentally resolving issues or when a system resolves an issue itself, to describe themselves in a fictional way
2. "Dude, I Just used a Genius line on that guy in the forum"
" No, That was Virtual Intimidation, you should come up with something yourself instead of looking it up on Google"

3.
IT Professional: "It was one of those issues that should have required intervention of some sort but when evil lil gremlin (that-resides-in-PC’s-solely- to-cause—trouble-for-unsuspecting-technophobes) saw me comin in, he knew betta than to mess with me! It’s the virtual intimidation factor – pure IT genius!!"
by General Savant November 14, 2010
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Virtually All

When something is essentially true in totality. Generally within the range of 96-99%.
Only a couple of birds can’t fly, meaning virtually all birds have the gift of flight.
by Jamie Griffin February 18, 2020
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Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.
Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.
by Virslinda July 26, 2012
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virtual riot

Me: Yo man, have you heard this new track?
Some other guy: That's fucking sick, bro. Who is that? Skrillex?
Me: No, that's not fucking Skrillex you stupid piece of fucking shit. That's Virtual Riot!
by turtleblaster69 April 2, 2017
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Virtual Facial

The act of giving someone a facial over social networks or electronic media, i.e. jizzing on a photo of their face.
Person 1: That new girl in sales sure is hot.
Person 2: Totally, I'm going to look her up on Facebook and give her a virtual facial when I get home.
by Mr Haddock July 17, 2014
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Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.
"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"
by Zip February 7, 2003
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virtual AIDS

the effect free internet porn can have on your computer without proper "virtual protection" like Kaspersky and AVG condoms, giving you all kinds of nasty diseases like trojans, spyware, and malware.

virtual AIDS can then be transferred from computer to computer, similar to the real AIDS
i didn't have any good forms of virtual protection, so my computer contracted virtual AIDS, and now all my friends have it too :)
by GBurn387 June 23, 2009
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