A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.
Sane Human Being: Why are you giving away all of your earthly possessions and digging a large hole in the ground in front of a tombstone with your name on it?
Vehicular Hypochondriac: Well, my check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.
Vehicular Hypochondriac: Well, my check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.
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I rode his vehicle last night.
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Get the vehiculepsy mug.noun: motorist who causes emanat danger, to ones self and others around him/her, with no regard to safety. 2verb: to drive erraticlly, or to drive like a terrorist fleeing. 3adjective: to act or to be like a vehicle-terrorist
Say your driving down the highway and you are going the speed limit, or there abouts, and in your rear view mirror you spot a vehicle-terrorist going exceedingly fast and changing lanes frequently to get around you, but for some reason or another can't, and he is "riding your ass", now as soon as he gets a chance he/she will try and slide over in front of you; being the idiot these people are they will most likely cut you off or nearly hit you.
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You wouldn't believe how far it fit down her throat; on the way to the club last night; it was pure Vehicular Nomicide.
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