Varner

V-AH-R-n-ur-r
verb; noun; adjective
to move about at a painstakingly slow/sloth-like motion; the state of slowness.
(varnering; varnerly, varnerize)

Verb: Dude you must be in a food coma because you varnered that right turn out of Taco Bell.
Verb: Bro, hurry up don't varner, we need to be at music Bingo by 8.
Noun: Don't go varner on me!
Noun: That's varner style!
Adjective: That cashier was checking people out at a varner pace.

by BobbyGeewhiz May 25, 2022

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Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

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harold varner

Without a doubt the coolest golfer on the PGA tour. He's known for his dabbing after draining putts and hitting 330+ yard drives.

Wow, you hit that drive like Harold Varner!

by Clevelander2016 May 19, 2017

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d'varn

Aight boom this is the sexiest and funniest nigga alive. Period my nigga.... also of hes born in January then just know he a savage to who always has screenshots of fuckery on his ipad

"Don't fuck with D'varn, he's got hella amount of corn on his ipad g"

by Negro2298 April 23, 2018

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