vagotony

Lack of male counterparts; too many vaginas; estrogen overload

We need to break up the vagotony in our department.

by Kr€€d May 7, 2022

vagopenis

(n). The orifice remains from which your penis resided pior to the cold and has receded into your torso as a penile defense mechanism.

Person 1. Bro, you got frozen piss on your pants and gloves.

Person 2. No shit! I had to piss, but I couldn't aim because I have a vagopenis from this fucking cold! I look like a toddler who suffered a horrific dog attack!

by Vagpecker October 8, 2023

Vagoob

The area between a woman's breasts that a male uses to pleasure his giggle stick.

"Yo Jenny, your vagoob is hanging out"

by Dr. Blowjobs September 11, 2009

Vagooter

How to avoid Facebook jail for saying vagina

What's the difference between a custard tart and a vagooter?
You can eat the crust off a custard tart

by Evadant October 11, 2020

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

Loli Vagoo

Short for lolicon genitalia. In other words, a young child's genitals, often used in humorous sentences shown below. (Feel free to add to this...)

John: I wonder what loli vagoo is like.
Steve: Get the fuck out, fucking furry fag...

by <Sneaky Jesus> September 8, 2006

Vagoo

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Mistakenly credited to 'Least I Could Do', but actually first showed up in the pages of a Fate/Stay Night doujinshi years before the webcomic used the term.

Since the original doujinshi censored the word "vagina", it showed up as vag followed by several OOOs.

"Here! ......My vagOOO! To my... my..."

by Otaku-na November 23, 2009