vodka funnel

A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.
I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
by iheartxiuxiu May 22, 2005
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Vodka Eyeballing

The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.

This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.

The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.

However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"

Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 02, 2010
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Vodka Brianne

A deliciously refreshing alcoholic beverage: 1 oz. vodka, 3 oz. water, and one lemon wedge, squeezed firmly.
No, but I did see someone drinking a Vodka Brianne and it looked delicious!
by bmm910 June 08, 2011
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vodka sludge

the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.
"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."
by Pseudonym78 August 30, 2008
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ninja vodka

any brand of vodka you can drink like water and then a few hours later it sneaks up on you like a ninja and knocks you out
We had the new Three Olives Watermelon Vodka last night. One moment I was up walking around...next thing I know it's tomorrow and I'm waking up on the couch. Either my tolerance is low or that's some ninja vodka.
by metgirl4ever May 23, 2009
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Vodka Rush

A mix of Red Bull and Vodka, Common in East London bars authough usually just called a 'Vodka Red Bull' Also known as a Vodka Rush
Hey Barkeep ! Vodka Rush and ice. Cheers !
by TheShepard May 11, 2012
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Vodka Salad

V8 Fusion and Vodka.

A sister to the Bloody Mary, this mixed drink consists of 8 ounces of V8 Fusion and 3 ounces of vodka. The nutritional value of this concoction includes 1 full serving of fruit, 1 full serving of vegetables, and 1 full serving of Vodka. Very similar to a salad, but with Vodka.
Mean Joe: "Time for breakfast, you want a cold beer?"

Big Jon: "No thanks, I'm on a health kick. I'll have a Vodka Salad."
by MeanJoeFunStory March 29, 2014
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