An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016
Get the Vintage Trollmug. Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!
by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011
Get the vintage cock shotmug. by Steinerwoodwork April 27, 2022
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Get the vintagemug. 
When one dresses their penis as a member of aristocratic society before a sexual act. I.E Drawing a mustache and/or placing a small top hat or suit on it.
by Mothmuncher December 18, 2021
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Get the Vintage Hatmug.