vegetable medley

The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.

Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.

by ade2 December 4, 2007

video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot

"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"

by Quentin August 1, 2003

Lagoon Vegetation

The pubic hair that surrounds a woman's vagina

A contractor will be performing the annual prescribed burn of the lagoon vegetation on Saturday, November 28, 2009. Campus activity will be at a minimum, and weather conditions look favorable to complete this at that time. If there are any concerns, please contact Facilities Management.

by Lagoon Vegetation November 26, 2009

Vegetable Sandler

The opposite of Fruit Booter usually used as a comeback phrase.

William: Fruit Booter!

Ryan: Vegetable Sandler!

by LemonInfluence May 11, 2011

dirty vegetable

The act of engaging in coitus and, while in the midst of passion, the male defecates in his hand, pulls his penis out, rubs the excrement on his erect penis, and places it back inside the females vagina.

I gave her my dirty vegetable on Saturday, she didn't even know! My hand smelled like farts for 3 days.

by owlbattle May 14, 2014

vegetable pattie

A very sad and depressing thing that vegetarians have created to make themselves feel better.

"Yo man! Look at my veggie burger!"

"Dude, that's not a burger, that's a vegetable pattie!"

by Fungus Pattie December 5, 2017

vegetable man

One of the earliest examples of punk rock alongside Beatles' Helter Skelter. Written by Syd Barrett in 1967 and performed by him and The Pink Floyd

Vegetable man, where are you?

by Jenson Marin January 11, 2021