Valentine's Day 

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day by old handle February 13, 2015

Valentine's day 

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.

Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day!

St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!

Valentine's day by Evangelist February 14, 2015

valentine's day 

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.

"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"

valentine's day by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017

valentine's day 

Mating season for humans

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.

valentine's day by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017

Valentine's day 

A lonely holiday for alot of people unless you count your homies, you are truly lonely when they pick each other and not you though

Jamal:happy Valentine's day bruh
Damajai: can't now nigga Tyrone already already claimed me
Jamal:fuck you nigga

Valentine's day by Not_here_stop February 15, 2018

Valentine's Day 

A day hated by all single people everywhere.

"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."

Valentine's Day by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018

Valentine's Day 

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.

Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito

Valentine's Day by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019