unicorn

the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.
"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!
by coricamram May 01, 2011
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unicorned

To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.
Yo man, you just got unicorned!
by MNetLucas September 20, 2008
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Unicorn

"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"
by sueeey June 17, 2013
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Unicorning

Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.
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by TheUnicornArmy August 07, 2013
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unicorn

the best things in the universe pink fluffy glittery magical farts cotton candy barfs rainbows and awesome
by Glitter ✨ girl January 02, 2018
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unicorn

a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking
damn thats one nice unicorn
by hey i have crippling depressio February 26, 2018
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Unicorning

Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)
We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.
by HelenKellerxxx May 15, 2016
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