unfuckwitable

To be unabled to fucked with no matter how hard the person whos trying to fuck you tries.

You can't fuck with that nigga he's too unfuckwitable.

unfuckingfortunately

An unfortunate event that is not terribly unfortunate but just a pain in the ass.

I just finished my basement and unfuckingfortunately it flooded again.

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Wing, with her ugly face, is unfuckworthy.

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To un-fuck-it-up regardless of culprit. To take something broken or completely messed up and make it better.

I will have to unfuckerize my car before my Dad sees it.

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unfuckerize by Shacharlyn December 20, 2016

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/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

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uhn-suh-ka-bol, adj.

Literal translation of the Spanish slang word inmamable, used to describe someone (or something) that cannot be tolerated.

Tina: I can't stand Sebastiana anymore!
Edward: Si, esa tipa es unsuckable

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