Alaskan Umbrella

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

by 3 Losers March 24, 2009

Umbrella Man

The semi-creepy guy who spends his time walking around downtown Santa Cruz, CA. He walks approximately half a block an hour. He wears all pink and carries a Pink Umbrella, thus the name.

Hey, look! it's the Umbrella Man! Let's cross the street and stay away from him.

by 52479 October 16, 2008

Umbrella Mouth

The facial expression of a eccentric upside down smile/cringe neccesary after chewing up extacy pills, also known as the thizz face made popular by mac dre.

-"yo check it I put up my umbrella mouth for my year book picture." -put that smile upside down , UMBRELLAAAAA MOUTH :"MAC MALL AKA SUGAWOLF"

by Jomz January 25, 2009

Umbrella Socialism

Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.

"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".

by Hiroish June 22, 2014

Relish umbrella

When a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up on your dick and balls. The puke on your testicles is the infamous relish umbrella.

Tim: bro suzie gave me so amazing head lastnight at Kevins.
Paul: dude your so lucky how was it?
Tim: it was good be she gave me a relish umbrella.

Paul: fuck dude I'm sorry

by Nattyice January 8, 2016

Umbrella Head

A penis head that is really big and mushroomy that you could choke a nigga with

Yo i sucked that nigga Biggie Xans wiener last night and his fucking umbrella head had me seeing white SMH

by actually your mom May 17, 2018

Umbrella Head

Someone who enjoys uncircumcised penis and enjoys docking with other men.

"Did you see Jerry sharing his hoodie with rob the other day? What a fucking Umbrella Head!"

by MagicKing June 28, 2019