twuNF

used when expressing the universal noise of fucking, over twitter

made up after @jgjbglamcass saw a sexy video of @adamlambert and started UNFing on twitter

o muh gawd, adam looks like walking sex....twUNF!!!

by GlamCass October 20, 2009

Twunticle

A person so devoid of cerebral capacity that monosyllabic words are too complicated.

Henrik you Twunticle!

by Badger Breath February 2, 2010

Trunchbull Effect

A group or person who will not consider another person's opinion as valid due to their age; i.e. they are younger so their opinion is invalid.

I'm big you're little, and there is nothing you can do about it. This would be an example of the Trunchbull Effect.

by Sweet n Schaden July 9, 2015

Tounch

Tounch means to take up bumsex in a wooded environment. Any gender can participate in the art of tounching, and any wooded environment is allowed, from small woods to large forests.

Fancy a walk to the forest for a quick tounch?

by Andrew Stokes August 23, 2007

Raunch-a-taunch

Anything catagorized by textures,smells,tastes or visuals that assault the senses in a particularly unpleasant fashion.
i.e.: An overly dramatic way to say "raunchy" or "gross"

Tim: "Last night I got with this chick who smelled like a bag of fast food I left in my car for an entire july."

Ron; "Dude, that is so raunch-a-taunch"

Tim:"But I liked it kinda"

Ron; "You are a homosexual"

Tim: "You're cute"

Ron "Let's kiss"

Tim: "I love you"

by Lauren27 October 19, 2006

twincest

The act of twins engaging in incest.

Twins having intercourse.

"I heard John and Eli got busy last night."
"Dude, they're twins!"
"Yeah, twincest."

by areyoureallyreadingthis? April 19, 2010

twunker

This is when a person exhibits behaviour of three distinc types. In this case a Twat a Cunt and Wanker.

"hey there goes the boss"
"yeah he is a complete twunker!"
"yeah he is ha ha"

by hypno March 16, 2004