Turbo Retard

A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.

Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.

by Admiral Doot Doot June 15, 2021

turbo dyke

A term referring to an overtly masculine lesbian, often associated with the hatred of men for outpenising them.

That she-cop was a serious turbo dyke.

by Alleander August 25, 2006

Alkaline Trio

A kickass band that is not indie or emo.

Alkaline trio is a kickass band

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

turbo boner

A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away

dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner

by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006

alkaline trio

A brilliant punk rock band with dark and often emotional lyrics. Often called 'emo'. Emo is hard to define and predominantly shit (thanks for that one MTV) these days.

Slef titled LP
Maybe I'll Catch fire
From Here To Infirmary
Good Mourning.

by Clavus Torquis March 24, 2004

turbo charged glory

any vehicle that has a trubo in it, or any body who puts a turbo in a vehicle. the vehicle thenm nbecomes "turbo charged glory" it is a noun verb and an adjective all in one.

1.,skip: wow that was afast how come you totally smoked all those honda assholes in body kits and muffler tips
Sean: turbo charged glory son!

2."hey your car what does it have under the hood?
"turbo charged glory!"

by the guy rules April 21, 2005