the best band ANYONE ANYWHERE can listen to! they are so kick ass. alk 3 is the band that will always be out there. they will never fade. i personally think that they will never go away. i bet you in 3045 they will be still rockin! through computers i mean. or w.e
what do you call a band that is so kick ass with great vocals, bass and drums? ALKALIN TRIO!
by ImFatallyYours3 November 2, 2003
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A brilliant punk rock band with dark and often emotional lyrics. Often called 'emo'. Emo is hard to define and predominantly shit (thanks for that one MTV) these days.
Slef titled LP
Maybe I'll Catch fire
From Here To Infirmary
Good Mourning.
by Clavus Torquis March 24, 2004
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tongue-in-decapitated-cheek, guttoral bass, delightfully strewn with eloquent lyrics that are sardonic and ironic, yet
the antithesis of black & blues, despite their semi-colorful imagery
by bluebloodinside redbloodout February 17, 2004
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Best fucking band in the world. I love it to death. They properly kick ass.
:Dude, what u litening to?
:Dude: sum punk band
:who?
:Dude:Alkaline trio
:dude they kick ass
:Dude: i know
by Ali the Punk November 11, 2004
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Absolutely amazing band consisting of legends Matt Skiba, Dan Andriano and Derek Grant. No other artist/band out there can even slightly compare to their greatness through lyrics which are so emotional and poetic, it makes me think if there is any point in other people trying to be better than them.

Their latest record "Crimson" maintains the same sadistic topics that they cover best. My all time favourite band, undoubtedly.
Listen to Radio, Sadie, Prevent This Tragedy, Take Lots With Alcohol and This Could Be Love....then you'll understand.
by Faye16 May 30, 2005
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A band that no-one seems to dislike. They are signed to the Vagrant record label.
Jill: I like Alkaline Trio.
Bill: What label are they on?
Jill: Vagrant records
by RyanM January 3, 2004
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one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.
poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.
by mattskiba'sgirl June 5, 2005
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