Tured

(n); Tired of your shit.

I am tured.

by GoodBoySumo June 19, 2018

And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010

Turben-burden

An Islamic suicide-bomber.

Holy shit it's a Turben-burden!!!

by Jwn84 March 4, 2014

Gracilis Turbidus nervosa

A psychological disorder characterized by the misconception of being frail or skinny.

or
An excessively overweight individual who does not see themselves as being obese - but is.

Gracilis Turbidus nervosa: Obese individuals who underestimate the sizes of clothes being purchased.

by big_bang November 2, 2009

turned

A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.

Jack has As Ks
Jane has Ah Qh

Flop comes Ad 10d Kd
Turn comes Jd

Jack was turned.

by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008

nigger turned inside out

Italian

Tony is just a nigger turned inside out, you know Italian..

by murraybia December 12, 2015

Tubbed

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
In particular when an ex post a status about you and tags 50+ friends so millions of people know your personal business.

I have a feeling from now on anytime someone posts something like this and tags a bunch of people (which is brilliant btw) we are all gonna say "man did you see that? That guy totally got tubbed."

by NCT2281 September 17, 2011