Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for Iraqis.

"I cannot understand all of these cool websites written in English. Oh well, best check up on my Turban Dictionary account."

by Peckerama March 31, 2008

turban mode

a state of pwning.

Damn, Elvensorrow went turban mode and raped Iddyott. GG.

by soppyz June 11, 2006

Turban

1. A Vagina.

2. A popular form of headgear worn in the Middle East, North Africa and Southwest Asia. They are designed to help keep the user cool in hot desert environments such as the Sahara.

1. I wanna smash that yats turban in.

2. That sikh is wearing a turban.

by skankmaestro January 5, 2011

Urban Turban

Nickname for veteran Texas born blues guitarist Sonny Rhodes. It is a self proclaimed title because of the red turban he dons on stage.

Sonny Rhodes a/k/a "the Urban Turban"

by Unskinnybob February 8, 2009

turban

The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.

I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today.

by John Heinz Kerry April 13, 2005

Dirty Turban

Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head

I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"

by Jimmy Knoxville May 20, 2004