dirty turban

Its when you shit on a turban and slap some one with it
You just got a dirty turban
by juggjugg December 14, 2008
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the dirty turban

I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.
by logedmikegook May 20, 2009
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urban turban

a term used when a turban sighting is noticed in an environment where it is not normally seen, used to signal others so that they can notice as well. The urban turban is most effective when the juxtaposition of the east and west is most apparent.
urban turban examples - Doctor wearing turban, business suit and briefcase turban, swimming coach turban, woman turban, quicksilver surfer turban, in-line skater turban, old navy turban, Santa turban,
Jesus turban, biker turban, etc.
by pakimastani September 15, 2010
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Fur Turban

When a person inserts his or her head into an unshaven vagina and wears it like a hat. This then becomes a fur turban.
1. Edgar made Jane into a fur turban.
2. "Did you see that dude in that video with his head in her snatch? He was totally wearing a fur turban."
by Hoodo March 14, 2007
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Turban lover

Someone who likes Pakistani People Quite a lot
by fraser mcintyre December 15, 2007
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Dirty Turban

When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.
Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.
by kcote January 03, 2009
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turban rape

1. The act of being raped in the ass by a turban
2. A gaming term in games when you can be a terrorist that involves lying down and repeatedly crawling into the other's anal cavity
3. To get owned
4. A central belief in tan
5. What terrorists do to their donkeys
1. Bend over so I can turban rape you!
2. I just died, wait that guy is turban raping me!
3. Shit! You just got turban raped!
4. When I practice tanism, I try to get the most out of my turban rape.
5. Osama: Donkey, bend over so I can shove this turban up your hairy ass!
Donkey: Shit....not again!
by LiCk My HaIrY bAlLsAc February 04, 2004
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