Noise (and visual) pollution caused by the neighbours' kids on their trampoline. At its worst when you're trying to enjoy a quiet sunbathe in your garden sanctuary but these screeching little humans repeatedly bounce above the height of the fence, possibly even making eye contact as they do so, and definitely destroying your privacy. Extreme cases of trampollution can occur when your garden is sandwiched between two gardens which each have trampolines. It can then feel as though you're sitting - perhaps also trying to read - at the heaving centre of an adventure playground.
I really fancy kicking back in the garden with a book and big dooby, but I'll have to stay inside because of the currently high levels of trampollution.
by hairygunt April 15, 2009
Get the Trampollution mug.to go out for the evening with nowhere to stay, thereby necessitating the seduction of somebody in order to find a bed to sleep in... i.e. the choice between picking up some tramp or sleeping in the trash... Can be attempted deliberately to add some spice to a weekend away in a foreign city... Often results in the lowering of usually accepted standards...
Right guys, rules for the weekend, I lied about booking that hotel, so we're all playing tramp or trash...
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An abnormally strechy pasta or a loose woman.
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by Magicrobot November 26, 2015
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Get the Trample fetish mug.A descriptive name derived from Grimm’s fairytale story of a miller lying to the King that his could spin straw into gold. With this variation and usage it describes the orange haired troll doll, our king, lying to us and spinning the truth into alternate fact.
Today, our illustrious and oft self exalted President, Donald Trampledickskin gave away the farm in subsidies to aid farmers in need after his tariff war has shown to be of little aid to anyone in “Amerka”.
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Person 2: Don’t worry, he doesn’t weigh too much.
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