the truth

Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.

Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!

Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?

Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!

Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!

by Girl Who Loves Microsoft October 18, 2008

truth

Something that can be proved as beneficial or relavent. But nothing is true on this earth.

Everything is a lie, no matter what Wal*mart tells you.

And if you do know the truth, you are either..

A.) God

B.) George W Bush

or C.) Yo momma.

The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL.

by Phatal August 29, 2003

The Truth

The name of your dick because bitches can't handle it.

Mmmmm yeah, guess what
What sexy<33?
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH BECAUSE YOURE A BITCH
mmm AHAAHAHAHAHH ouch that hurts stop stop uh uh uh

by VS1001001 September 30, 2016

The Truth

A bitch.

The truth is a bitch.

by Why are all of the names taken March 15, 2009

truth

Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.

You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016

The Truth

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and nothing but The Truth.

After several minutes of questioning and lies, George finally told The Truth.

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

The Truth

Lil Wayne's first language

I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all

-lil wayne

by Devin J the Snipe December 7, 2011