trumpet

An over sized and over rated version of a cornet i mean come on CORNETS ROCK
look at those trumpet players...they should buy a nice shiny cornet like mine!!
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Trumpeted

When you projectile vomit up in the air and move your head side to side. You can do this while laying on the floor or couch in your friends room. It is the ultimate burn. An alternate definition is rolling off the couch and land in your own vomit.
Steve trumpeted in my room last night.
by Schnitzel Klop November 07, 2009
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Trumpets

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.
by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017
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Trumpet

a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.
yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.
by Vajitarian April 09, 2011
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Trumpet

A person who changes their policies to reflect those of Trump
He's a fucking Trumpet
by Walter Dominoe October 25, 2018
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Trumpet

A musical brass instrument,

or a puppet supporter of Trump who follows their cult leader blindly.
Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.
by Simmaniac January 13, 2021
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Trumpet

Satan's gift to band.
Worst instrument in the entire world.
It is played by Brass-holes.
NO ONE LIKES TRUMPETS.
These evil things are always stuck into songs where they make no positive change.
Trumpets = My dog's shit.

Trumpet players can kiss my ass.
Hey, do you know the trumpet players juanpablo and edgar?
Trumpet? Let me get my shotgun.
by TheTrollInVegas July 19, 2011
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