two trucks

a masterpiece

"Hey, have you heard the song Two Trucks?"

"You mean the one that talks about two trucks having sex?"

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 21, 2021

Truck Pussy

a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty

John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Soul Trucking

When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...

Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...

Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.

by The Soul Trucker March 13, 2011

Truck Month

The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.

Truck Month

by WaterninjaX June 6, 2019

truck-kun

the mf who always isekais people in anime

person 1; ah shit i see a high school girl crossing the street
person 2; you think truck-kuns coming?
person 1; watch this she's about to get hit by truck-kun... 3, 2, 1
high school girl then fucking dies

by SkippyU November 28, 2021

Fuck and Truck

A fuck and truck is when you fuck a girl and leave immediately after without caring.

Jim: What happened to Alex last night?
John: He met some girl and gave her the fuck and truck.
Jim: man he does that at every party.

by Jacman93 October 30, 2010

Two trucks

Two trucks = having sex

truck 1: honk

truck 2: honkk

truck 1: honk hehe

truck 2: woa- i mean HONKk

two trucks is having sex

by ghostswithen October 18, 2020