mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 9, 2004

brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

Rusty Trout

It's when an extrodinaraly old man takes viagra and it gets bigger, but not hard and flops around like a trout, then he slaps a girl in the ass with it.

Phil's dad gave me a rusty trout last night

by Stopher Reinhold September 27, 2006

trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!

by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007

trout lake

Trout Lake also known as John Hendry Park is located in Vancouver. Most teenagers who go there are from St Joesph

elementary school and they live near the area.

what the hell are those fags doing at trout lake this is SJS territory

by Stonesk July 15, 2010

Trout Toes

Definition- When a person engages in foot sex with a woman,(woman receiving),and has foul smelling feet as a result.

Example 1)"Wow, last night with Cindy really gave me a bad case of the trout toes if you know what I'm saying."

Example 2)"This year for Christmas I am giving Bob some Gold Bond, he always has trout toes."

by CheeseMongerXV May 4, 2009

trout bucket

An affectionate term for a smelly snatch. First used in the 16th century in England by Christopher Lloyding. In his poetic musings centered around a small fishing village whore house in which he was master of proceedings.

My darling Betty, your flange is reminiscent of a trout bucket.

It was like rummaging around in a trout bucket, plenty of room but far too much quim.

by rpjoe101 January 14, 2008