mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 9, 2004

brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

Rusty Trout

It's when an extrodinaraly old man takes viagra and it gets bigger, but not hard and flops around like a trout, then he slaps a girl in the ass with it.

Phil's dad gave me a rusty trout last night

by Stopher Reinhold September 27, 2006

trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!

by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007

Mike Trout

he just mike trout, man

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren

by hard rock gin September 13, 2020

Bush Trout

A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.

Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

trout bucket

An affectionate term for a smelly snatch. First used in the 16th century in England by Christopher Lloyding. In his poetic musings centered around a small fishing village whore house in which he was master of proceedings.

My darling Betty, your flange is reminiscent of a trout bucket.

It was like rummaging around in a trout bucket, plenty of room but far too much quim.

by rpjoe101 January 14, 2008