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speeding ticket

a crime that requires

1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.

It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.

So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......
by ryfly May 4, 2008
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Trickery

Tricks+Lies=Trickery

Trickery is when someone lies and decieves like when you are trying to fool someone or lie to someone.
*Don't try to trick me with your trickery!
*Think you're slick with all your trickery you trickster!
*Chris tried to trick everyone with his trickery but he is not a good trickster so we were not tricked.
by KyleyJ113 February 15, 2008
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Tricker Treat

What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by Telephony December 31, 2015
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metro ticket

aptly named, metro-ticket-shaped, landing strip of a brazilian wax. (most commonly used in France, as "ticket de metro.")
FR:
- "Qu'est-ce que tu preferes: tout epile, ticket de metro, ou foret vierge?"

- "Le foret vierge, c'est sale. Tout epile, ce n'est pas naturel. Donc, c'est mieux le ticket de metro!"

EN:
- "Which do you prefer: completely bare, metro ticket, or wild forest?"

- "The wild forest is nasty. Completely bare is unnatural. So the metro ticket is best!"
by Moise L. Sanspoil October 18, 2008
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Truckstop Trinket

Some big ass whore you wake up next to in the morning after a long night of drinking from a bar that serves penuts. You find yourself in her apartment surround by cheap novelty trinkets that you would only find at a truckstop, such as glass unicorns and snow globes. This whore may consume mass quanities of cheap schnapps.
I got hammered last night and woke up next to a Truckstop Trinket whore
by Furry Flav January 25, 2011
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Pda ticket

A pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get handed when the Pda police catches them doing something nasty like; groping, making out, kissing, etc.
A: Oh dude you got a Pda ticket?
B: Yeah I guess we are gonna be labeled a PDA-heavy couple now
by sistershook123 March 30, 2019
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