tattery

A tattoo shop which is run unethically, using shoddy or unclean practices.

Glenda's visit to the local tattery gave her a nasty case of hepatitis.

by four_stave_score March 7, 2004

Tratteele

An amazing boy's name. Only one Tratteele thus far. Tratteele is above average in his abilities to understand things. Overly intelligent. Very handsome, unchanging in his looks. Tratteele is a flirt & a tease. Tratteele is a very good judge of character even when meeting a person for the first time. Tratteele has an exellent sense of humor and is often joking or acting in certain ways because he thinks it is cute.

You are Tratteele smart!

Teacher "As always Tratteele scored the highest on the test."
Student "Of course! That is why they call him Tratteele!"

by HazelMom February 28, 2009

tatter monsters

female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has

Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.

by JBreezy Gets Bitchez November 13, 2011

Tattersack

When climbing a fence, lose your balance, your nuts get snagged and your package tears.

Dude, it's hard to walk with this tattersack.

AW SHIT! My nuts got caught. TATTERSACK!

by Jilante Woodboner September 29, 2012

twatter cock

Someone who has been partially defected from birth

Has a prescribed medicine
Has a urge to produce pequliar facial expressions

Sam had a serious case of twatter cock
Joe's twatter cock starting growing from the genital area

by Unclespunkle November 30, 2017

Tranter, Kristen

Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.

"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."

"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."

"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"

by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018

Tattertott

One who is left behind as a tatter tot is when dropped behind the fryer ..lol

She / he doesn't want them he/she is a tattertott now that they found a new dirtleg.

by Tomme boyd January 16, 2020