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train of mediocrity

The people in the back of the pack during a multiplayer Mario Kart race. The 3rd place player is usually considered the "conductor", and everyone behind him is part of the train. The reason for the label "mediocrity" is that farther back player always get much better items that allow them to "cheaply" make up ground. A common scenario is that 1st and 2nd will be skillfully sparring for first place,and blue shell comes from the back of the pack and destroys the leaders. While they are the down the "conducter" and his "train" will pass the more skilled players while making whistling sounds.
(often spoken in a sarcastic tone)
So Dave, you conducting the train of mediocrity today?
by Shaddy Safadi April 24, 2006
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train to busan

A Korean movie about a zombie apocolypse. Lizards.
I watched train to busan and saw a lizard.
by sunnynoodlerice May 7, 2018
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Train wreck TV

Any of the reality TV shows that depict the "up close and personal" lives of the people or familes on the program. TV programs such as Jon and Kate Plus 8, 18 Kids and Counting (the Duggar family) and Wife Swap are prime examples. Also known as "fishbowl TV."
Julie: Did you watch the season premier of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight?" The kids are sooooo cute.

Hal: Are you kidding? I have better things to do with my time. That show makes me wanna puke. Now that the Goselins are having trouble keeping their marriage together and all the rumours--he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him. I feel sorry for the kids that their parents are selfish enough to put them through all that on a TV show. It's nothing more than Train wreck TV.
by Ahina May 27, 2009
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train fetish

Someone who is sexualy attracted to trains and / or performs sexual acts to trains
Tim loves trains way too much, he has one massive train fetish....
by threester October 29, 2011
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Train Buddies

When 2 or more people are riding the train together multiple times for an extended period of time. They bond, and share experiences. They become best friends!

They always need a nickname.

(They become better friends if all of them ride the train EVERYDAY instead of parents driving them.)
Alright sounds good, we can be train buddies! what should our nickname be?
by gonarbs July 19, 2010
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Train Slap

A 6+ person slap, where 1 person holds the slap-ee and 5+ others run at full speed behind each other, slapping the slap-ee one after another, acting like train carriages behind the first person. This is done most effectively when the slap-ee's head is held firm so they cannot shy away from the on-coming hands. A Train Slap is usually called upon when somebody has done something wrong and deserves severe punishment.
Guy 1: Dude?! Did you hear that Matt got an 8 person Train Slap for hitting on Marc's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awwwww dude! That woulda' hurt like sheeeeeeet.
by bjthecool August 7, 2011
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train fuck

A group of boys get into train formation and fuck each other.

Andrew will be inserting his dick in Ben while Ben inserts his dick into Cody, and it goes on and on.
The boys and I are going to train fuck.
by sobriquet December 1, 2016
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