When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

by Henchy October 17, 2009

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

A basic capacitor that has a large mark up in price. A term used by shady HVAC companies to trick customers into overpaying for a regular capacitor.
by Goof Juice June 8, 2025

John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...
"I've been TORQUED!"
by SUPEROPET April 9, 2019
