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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
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Irish Torque Wrench

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?
by Henchy October 17, 2009
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European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
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Torque Booster (HVAC)

A basic capacitor that has a large mark up in price. A term used by shady HVAC companies to trick customers into overpaying for a regular capacitor.
The Torque Booster (HVAC) in your air conditioner is bad and it'll be $599 to replace it.
by Goof Juice June 8, 2025
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Balls are Torqued

When somebody is irritable to everyone because they are pissed about something.
John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014
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torque dog

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.
by heterofratboi June 16, 2020
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TORQUED

TORQUED! (as in 'screwed') Came to mind in the dental chair upon implant being placed...as the drill was buzzing in my head and the screw was turning...so many meanings...
"I've been TORQUED!"
by SUPEROPET April 9, 2019
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