When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
Get the torqued out a Lincoln Logmug. by Henchy October 17, 2009
Get the Irish Torque Wrenchmug. morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 2, 2015
Get the morning torquemug. by Forestcall April 20, 2022
Get the torquedmug. The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.
I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.
by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022
Get the Torquemug. by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
Get the Torques my Nutsmug. by Tsnyder November 7, 2017
Get the Torquedmug.