Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018

Tool

Slang for a firearm

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.

by TrenWarr March 31, 2022

Tool

If post nut clarity were a band

"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"

"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."

"Sir, is a McDonalds"

by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021

Tool

Someone who continuesly gets used by a person or multiple people.

kid #1 Hey can you pick me up even though i am over an hour away.

tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there.

Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.

by Niglit June 18, 2006

Tool

1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used

2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan

Dylan: I LIKE POKEMON!!!

Jack: u suck nuts tool

by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006

Tool

Noun
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.

Get the hell out of here TOOL.

by Dustin Schorle July 20, 2008

Tool

One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.

Hey look, that group of guys are such tools.
Wow, taylor's such a tool.
The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.

by Rustyzz January 1, 2008