Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.
LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
Get the Toolmug. by TrenWarr March 31, 2022
Get the Toolmug. A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.
Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?
Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH
Steve- Tool
Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH
Steve- Tool
by VW2008 February 15, 2010
Get the Toolmug. kid #1 Hey can you pick me up even though i am over an hour away.
tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there.
Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.
tool kid:Yea no problem I will be right there.
Kid #2 Dude that kid is a fucking tool of course he will pick us up.
by Niglit June 18, 2006
Get the Toolmug. 1) Someone who is SOO stupid they dont know they are getting used
2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan
2) Someone who is only good for using. Dylan
by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006
Get the Toolmug. Noun
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
1. A person or persons being used by the government.
2.A poser
3. A person that thinks they are cool but really are not.
4.A person to dumb to think for themselves.
5.A wigger.
6. A liberal Democrat.
Get the hell out of here TOOL.
by Dustin Schorle July 20, 2008
Get the Toolmug. One who conforms to those around him/her, usually him. Has no personal identity. Is often mocked for being such a tool.
Hey look, that group of guys are such tools.
Wow, taylor's such a tool.
The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.
Wow, taylor's such a tool.
The Backstreet Boys where such tools.
Go home, you tool.
by Rustyzz January 1, 2008
Get the Toolmug.