by Electropupp June 30, 2017
Get the Tofu NA mug.(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
by Palmo53 January 29, 2017
Get the Emotional Tofu mug.A type of guy, who often doesn't think twice before saying anything, often socially awkward but doesn't shy away from making people uncomfortable with his questions.
by someone_somebody November 6, 2021
Get the tofu sensei mug.A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.
Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."
by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013
Get the tofu bag mug.The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.
by Nole69 June 13, 2009
Get the tooth tofu mug.A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.
That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.
by katie the lady August 30, 2010
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