tofu bag

A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.

Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."

by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013

Tofu NA

It is an abbreviation of tofu name meaning a boring bland name. It is pronounced Tofu N,A.

I don't want to name our boy Josh because it sounds tofu NA.
Jacob is tofu NA

by Electropupp June 30, 2017

Start tofu

When vegetarians start beef

When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

tooth tofu

The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.

Ugh... I didn't brush my teeth last night and now I have tooth tofu.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

social tofu

A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.

by katie the lady August 30, 2010

dick tofu

When Kitty is intoxicated and unable to say fuck you properly and auto correct keeps changing dick tofu to fuck you

Kitty: " Clark you are being a asswhipe dick tofu"

by Darth Leona July 21, 2016